Wow! It's some kind of record. Two posts in one day! My friend from the land of Kiwi's down under sent me this, and I just had to post this here. Too funny!
THE GORDON RAMSEY OMELETTE:
You will need:
Two fucking eggs
Some fucking salt and pepper
one fucking knob of fucking butter
Heat the fucking butter in a fucking omelette pan
Fucking break the fucking eggs into a fucking bowl
Fucking whisk the fuckers and add some fucking salt and fucking pepper to taste
When the fucking butter is hot, add the fucking mixture to the pan.
When cooked take the fucking things out.
Eat the fucker!