Hi there! Today I'm writing an essay on how to make toast! If you already know how to make toast, then this is pretty useless. Although, if you need to learn how, then I'm offering you a new skill! Woo hoo!
Step number one; obtain a piece of bread of your choice. If you don't know where the bread is, you're going to have to look for it on hour own. Once you find it, extract the desired amount of toast you with to make.
The next step is toasting your bread. To do this, you're going to need a toaster. Find the slots for the bread in the toaster, and put your bread in. Now push down the slider thing on your toaster. All you need to do now is wait! Don't get scared or startled when the toast pops out.
Congratulations! If you're reading this it means you've successfully toasted bread! Now's the time for you to locate the butter. Most likely, it's in your refrigerator. Once you are in possession of that, find a butter knife, or the dullest knife in the house. Take a few slices of butter and spread them on the toast. You can be done, or add any other toppings, like jelly or jam.
Awesome, you learned how to make toast! The last step is, of course, to eat it! When you eat, one bite at a time. We wouldn't want to choke. Thank you for reading my probably useless essay about toast!